Dear Wichita State, LaSalle, and Florida Gulf Coast University,
Thank you for ruining my March Madness bracket this year. There are always underdog teams like you guys who ruin the sanctity and hope of filling out a bracket, and I just wanted to let you know I hate you.
Sincerely,
Everyone in America who filled out a bracket
If you’re like me you look forward to March Madness basketball like a 4-year old looks forward to Christmas morning. If you’re like me you eagerly fill out a bracket every year with hopes of having the perfect formula to beat your buddies in a bracket pool. Finally, if you’re like me, you wept in the fetal position in front of your television as teams like Florida Gulf Coast University, LaSalle and Wichita State dashed all your hopes and dreams. Year after year I am left in awe, wondering how these no name teams make it so impossible to fill out a perfect bracket. Just when I want to blame it on the “madness” of the tournament, I am able to take a step back, and recognize the overwhelming statistical impossibilities present when picking a March Madness bracket. So in the spirit of stuff that is impossible, here are your chances of picking a successful March Madness bracket.
-In the first round of the tournament alone there are 232= 4,294,967,296 possible brackets that could result.
-This year in particular the odds of filling out a perfect bracket are 1 in 9.2 quintillion…that is 18 zeros. Or if you want to round, it its roughly 9,223,372,036,854,775,808.
>That is one billion, 9.2 billion times.
>It’s 500,000 times more than our $17 trillion national debt.
>You’d have better chance of hitting four holes-in-one in a single round of golf.
-The odds of randomly selecting the perfect bracket is 60 billion times more unlikely than winning the power ball lottery.
Since the tournament first started in 1971, there has been an estimated 300 million brackets filled out. Not one has come close to being correct.
Picking a perfect bracket is so astronomical that multiple big name companies, like Fox Sports and CNN SI, offer 100 million dollar rewards to anyone who can fill out a perfect bracket. So thank you no name Cinderella schools, for making perfection literally impossible, and making it that much sweeter when I fill out a perfect bracket next year.